Lesson 1
Don’t feed the animals or they might try to ride your camels.
Lesson 2
There’s nothing like a peaceful day under the palm trees, just you, your buddies, and a couple Iraqi Surface to Air Missiles.
Lesson 3
“Wrong place, wrong time” starts to take on a darker meaning.
Lesson 4
Wars are fought by men and boys living in dirt.
Lesson 5
“What are we going to do today?”
“I don’t know. We’ve got some boards. You want to make a giant replica of the invasion plan in the desert?”
Lesson 6
Say hello to the neighbors.
Lesson 7
I still can’t believe people live out here.
Lesson 8
This is the beginning. There are about to be holes like this all over the country: holes in vehicles, holes in buildings, holes in animals, and holes in people.
Lesson 9
Life on the road.
Lesson 10
Who’s more likely to die, a Marine in a gunfight or a Marine on a motorcycle?
Lesson 11
If there is one sound that sums up the invasion, it’s the sound of tank treads squealing across the desert or up the highway toward Baghdad.
Lesson 12
Some surrendered.
Lesson 13
Some stayed to fight.
Lesson 14
Most Iraqi soldiers took off their uniforms and melded back into the population.
Lesson 15
Perspectives change depending on where you sit.
Lesson 16
Marine meditation
Lesson 17
It’s always interesting meeting new people.
Lesson 18
Sometimes you wish you could have done more.
Lesson 19
Here comes the cavalry.
Lesson 20
So much nothing.
Lesson 21
This is the before picture. Look at all those clean and pressed devil dogs.
Lesson 22
Just like camping.
Lesson 23
A morning stroll through the neighborhood.
Lesson 24
Saddam Hussein had 87 palaces. Entire families in southern Iraq lived in huts like this.
Lesson 25
Iraqi weapons were piled all over the sides of the roads.
Lesson 26
Catch those zzzs where you can. It’s going to be a long deployment.
Lesson 27: (Real scenario)
You’re sitting on a highway somewhere in the middle of Iraq surrounded by desert on all sides. A couple miles south of you, a Syrian suicide bomber blows up an American checkpoint, killing a large group of soldiers. Your unit gets ordered to stop and search every Iraqi car driving up the highway from the direction of the attack. Two fireteams of Marines handle this order. Four guys stop and search cars. Four guys provide security. A few minutes after setting up your checkpoint, a black Sedan with tinted windows coming from the direction of the attack slows down and stops on the highway about fifty yards from your position. For several seconds they just sit there watching you. And you watch them, waiting to see what’s going to happen, waiting for them to make their move. What do you do now?
Lesson 28
Marine Corps
Lesson 29
Those who serve.
Lesson 30
Gratuitous camel shot.
Lesson 31
Without the concertina wire, this might be a happy memory.
Lesson 32
Oil fires blacken the sky.
Lesson 33
Finding joy in the little things.
Lesson 34
Weapons, weapons, everywhere.
Lesson 35
Real leaders are in the field.
Lesson 36
Mount up! Let’s Move!
Lesson 37
When you can’t get resupplied, you pick the bones.
Lesson 38: (Real scenario)
You’re on base in Ramadi. It’s your day off so you aren’t running security missions outside the gate. Your platoon heads out to a small rifle range at the edge of camp to practice fire and maneuver drills. You feel pretty safe at the range next to the dirt berm surrounding camp. You know at this part of the perimeter there’s nothing on the other side but open space and occasional shepherds.
Half an hour into training, you’re reminded that you’re never safe.
A huge barrage of rockets hits camp a couple hundred yards away from you. You’ve never heard this many rockets at one time. It sounds like your entire camp is going to be destroyed. You hit the deck, choke down the animal panic that always comes from rockets, and wait for the barrage to end. When the rocket fire stops, your platoon has to decide what to do. You’ve got corpsman with you who might be needed back at camp to patch up wounded, but you don’t know if the enemy is just waiting for corpsmen and Marines to get out in the open so they can launch another attack.
You can’t wait too long in case you are needed, and your platoon is out in the open. If rocket fire comes your way, there is nowhere to hide, but the trail back to base is even more wide open and visible from parts of the city where the rockets were probably fired from. What do you do?
Lesson 39
Oops.
Lesson 40
It’s a different world.
Lesson 41
Within the first week of the invasion, burnt out Iraqi tanks, artillery, and troop transports littered the countryside.
Lesson 42
We’d often drive at night with no headlights to avoid being seen. We’d often work twenty hours a day in the sun. Guys got tired. Roads were hard to see. Sometimes things happen.
Lesson 43
Does anyone know what this is? This is what stupid luck looks like.
Lesson 44
Here comes the MOASS (Mother of All Sandstorms)
Lesson 45
MOASS picking up strength.
Lesson 46: (Real Scenario)
You get lost in a sandstorm. Visibility has become so bad you can’t see three feet in front of your Humvee. Several other teams have gotten lost as well. Your unit parks somewhere out in a sand flat to wait for guys to try to find them. After an hour, you come across a Humvee parked in the dust. It’s one of yours. Your unit is hunkered down waiting out the storm, and you just found their perimeter. You merge into formation and take a defensive posture. You can’t see anyone but the faint outline of the truck next to you, but supposedly the other teams are somewhere in the dust cloud nearby.
A couple hours into the storm, sprinkles of water mix with the wind and pelting sand, turning the dust in the air into plaster that coats everything. American weapon systems are a little delicate when it comes to being dirty. A small amount of sand in the wrong places will make most weapons inoperable. This is more than a small amount of sand. Even the weapons sitting inside the Humvee are covered in dust that has swirled in through the open turret.
Suddenly, you get a warning call over the radio. Someone spotted a white pickup truck carrying Iraq men with AKs. The call comes from another nearby unit, so you aren’t sure how close these men are or what their intentions are, but you know their weapons are less sensitive to the elements than yours. There is a good chance their weapons will still fire. There is very little chance any of your weapons will fire. You have near zero visibility, non-functional weapons, and you can’t move or maneuver because you can’t see where anyone or anything is around you. There is a very real threat now somewhere in the dust cloud, men with functional equipment who are much more accustomed to handling sandstorms than you. What do you do?
Lesson 47
American muscle rains hell from the sky.
Lesson 48
Iraq or ad poster for post-apocalyptic Hollywood movie?
Lesson 49
Isolation and fifty years of technology lag gets wrecked in open combat.
Lesson 50
No one but a few loyalists wanted to die for Saddam. Iraqi forces melted away, leaving everything behind.